Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Bubbleheaded Bleach Blonde

OK, so neither one of them were blond but they should have been. Watching the Packers-Giants game, halftime hits, local FOX here in Boston goes to their studio for a "news update", which of course features no real news at all.
Female Zero says of the Pats going to the Super Bowl, "We never get tired of this!!!!" with her perky smile showing off perky other items. Live to the Stadium, Male Zero says "we asked the guys in the locker room of they ever get tired of this", which is like asking Britney Spears if she ever gets tired of going commando. Then after a few cliche sound bites from the locker rooms, Male Zero comes back on camera and smile "Yes, we never get tired of this".
We get it. You're cheerleaders. You have nothing original to say. You both prove once again how important it is for those IQ tests before procreation begins.
I'm tired. Wake me when we have the hilites of Paula Abdul's performance at halftime of the Super Bowl and she implodes. NowTHAT we never get tired of.

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