Ripping Yarns

Another in the occasional line of items that leave me wondering why some people are allowed to procreate.
- The post-game on the field interview. Sweet maker please find a way for us to be saved from these injustices. Please, tell sweet cheeks to stop with the sucking up and asking Eli about his brother losing earlier in the day. If that's the best she can do, there has to be a fast food windown that needs occupying somewhere.
- Anyone who calls themselves a "bracketologist" around this time of year. Unless of course they have hair as good as Mel Kiper's. Or mine.
- TV stations who use the phrase "BREAKING NEWS" for a story that happened 3 hours earlier. The only thing broken here is the chain of reasonable thought.
- The Internet network I saw this evening who used the word "slumping" in the same sentence as the words "Boston Celtics". Must be the same linguist who writes BREAKING NEWS for stations.
- Anyone, and I mean ANYONE, who insists on saying ANYTHING about a Jessica Simpson jinx on Tony Romo. He's got it, you don't, give it up already and admit you wish you were wearing his boots.
- Terrell Owens trying to be sincere in his crying. What, did he take lessons from Marion Jones?
- And one more. Is it possible to cram the next space shuttle with every member of the media making a buck off Little Miss Trailer Trash in LA? I'd say put her on it but she'd just want to hang Xmas lights on the Space Station.
Damn I feel better.